About

“There was the one about her friend… who was not really her friend?” – Natalie, a cousin

In my family, I’m famous for telling bad stories. At major holidays, delight passes over my cousins’ faces when I begin a tale. They wink and nudge and gather, whispering, “Yes, an Audrey Story!”

And I’m happy to play the jester at parties. But on the page, I’m after something else. Give me your essays, your short stories, your manuscripts, your screenplays. Hell, give me your jokes and love letters. I’ll edit them all.

Professionally, I’m new at this, so act now! My rates will be cheap, and I’ll only beg you for a short testimonial as a result. Midwifery of the creative project is one of my favorite things; let’s work together?

“One time… a lot of times… Audrey has told us stories. They don’t go anywhere and we aren’t sure of the point. However you should check out her written work! It’s beautiful.” – Madeline, another cousin